Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Got this from Amy:

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Bald As I Wanna Be by Tony Kornheiser.

WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I have a trackball, weakling.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
I don’t play board games.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Offline? Sports Illustrated. Online? TOTK Today. =)

FAVORITE SMELLS?
Fresh cut grass [especially at a ballpark], a woman’s hair as her head is nestled under my chin.

FAVORITE SOUNDS?
My watch, as it beeps 5:00 by every day.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Sleeping longer than six hours.

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I don’t think when I first wake up. I simply do.

# OF RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING THE PHONE?
Depends on how close I am to the phone, and which phone. If my cell, it’s usually in my pocket and must be retrieved–and it’s playing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”, so it’s not ringing.

FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAME?
I will not push for daughters’ names. I just want to name the son(s).

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Not really. I hate tickets.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No. And if I did, I wouldn’t admit to it.

DO YOU LIKE STORMS?
You got it.

WHAT KIND OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST?
1982 Dodge Aries K. After it had mildewed whilst sitting under a tree, waiting for me after Doug got finished with it.

FAVORITE NONALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Water.

ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Beer: Killian’s Irish Red, preferably out of the tap. Liquor: either the SGA Impeachment or a whiskey sour. Name the whiskey, I’ll drink it.

Your ZODIAC sign?
Libra. But that stuff is useless bunk.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes. For the longest time, that’s the only part I’d eat.

IF YOU HAD ANY JOB IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A sportswriter, probably. But only if I get to pick my stories.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
The last thing I’ll change about my physical appearance is my hair color.

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Truly? Once, maybe twice. Fooled myself into thinking so? Often. There’s only really one person I can truly say that about, but she simply wants to be friends, so I simply do that. It’s better this way. We’d kill each other; more precisely, she’d kill me.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
It’s ill-designed.

FAVORITE MOVIES?
Flight of The Intruder. Empire Strikes Back. Field of Dreams.

LEFTY OR RIGHTY?
Righty, but I’m pert near ambidextrous. Thanks, Mom!

IF $ WAS NO OBJECT WHAT WOULD YOU BUY?
At the end of the day, I could really just give a rat’s ass about money or material things. But a nice-sized house with all the bills paid ad infinitum would be nice.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yup.

WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
My dresser, my stereo, and my VCR. Okay, so I have a loft bed.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Green.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Snakes. Vulnerability in relationships. I feel an Eden-like union of the two.

FAVORITE SPORT?
Baseball to watch. Probably soon to be hockey to play.

SAY ONE THING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU.
Amy’s a kind-hearted dear. One day, I will trek across town and meet her. We counsel each other regularly via ICQ. =)

PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Well, I’m not really sending this out; I’m posting it to my website.

PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
See above.

FAVORITE QUOTE?
Like Amy, I hate to quote other people, but here’s one self-quote and one external:

“We will either find a way or make one.” –Hannibal, in invading with elephants.
“Self-deprecation is a science; making an ass of yourself is easy.” –Me, sometime at MSMS.