Oh, Great

Yeah, well, so the stats say that the number of available women is declining.

It’s days like these that make me wish I were Catholic. I’d probably just become a monk and get away from it all.

I’ve been thinking about writing a “want ad” for a woman. Guess what: in all the various thoughts I’ve had about this [whether morning, noon, night, or 3:54 a.m.], looks rarely comes into the picture. Sure, there has to be some physical attraction there–it’s Nature’s way of getting you interested. But yeesh, it’s all about the relationship.

Either that, or it’s the fact that I’m running a low-grade fever and generally feel like crap.