Can I take a lien on this? sez: “You are worth exactly: $2,259,240.00.” That’s just a skosh less than Randall van der Woning of bwg update, who was rated at $2,409,406.00. I agree with Randall: I’m priceless.

Now, despite all that, if I could come up with some way to leverage that $2.3M into a loan on a house…-chuckle-