Okay, okay, but it’s all Todd’s fault.
We [being myself, Todder, and Blaker] were watching TV Sunday night as I was about to walk out the door. A Christmas commercial came on screen, and Blake just lost it about how stupid it was to start this early. I said, “Yeah, only four shopping months until Christmas. Woo.” Blake and Todd were like, “Awww yeah, four months, baby.”
Of course, I then remembered that my birthday’s even closer. Heh. So, to help you poor saps out that might be so foolish^Wnice as to want to by me something for that glorious day [which is October 1st, the first day of the Federal Fiscal Year], here are two links to help you out:
Yes, there are some I’d-never-expect-my-parents-to-spend-that-much things on there. You can even be so creative as to infer what I might like and go from there from these lists. [Hint: Don’t buy me a Clancy novel, unless it’s a hardcover copy of Red Storm Rising; I have the rest in hardcover already.] You don’t even have to buy me anything. But I thought some of you might like some ideas. Yo, ideas be here.