Early Reports…

…indicate that the IJSM Headmaster could indeed achieve his goal of having a 4.0 this semester.

It’s always nice to slam your first test of the semester. Of course, me making an A on a History 101 test is about as challenging as blowing my nose, but hey. It was the only A in the class; I attribute my success to my superior slacker…I mean, study skills from being a fifth-year senior. As I said to my parents last night, if I can’t make an A in a first-semester freshman history course, I need to just quit now.

But hey, you gotta have goals.