Yo, Leonard, Anthony, Sean, and all you other bums that read IJSM:
Thursday night. 8:30 p.m. Pla-Mor. Guyz only. Beer, bowling, and bastard-acted-ness. By fiat of the Twatter, who hath declared it Guyz Nite Oot.
Don’t give me some silly excuse as to why you can’t come on out.