Man, I don’t know how to take the news that Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton have split. Do I:
— Hope that she could snap to her senses and find me to be Mr. Wonderful, as I’m sure half of the under-17 white male demographic would dream?
— Revel in two really weird people being repulsed by their weirdness?
— Grieve for yet another marriage gone awry?
Oh hell, I just blog indecision and go on with my life. Jolie is quite beautiful and yet still very, very disturbing…