I Reckon …

… ‘is’ll solve that there Tally-ban problem up right quick-like. Yep.

Alabama Special Forces

The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces). Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don’t like barbecue.

And most importantly…

7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death.

We estimate it should be over in just about two days.

[Received via email here at work this morning. Wish I could take credit! ;)]


  1. You know what’s really bad, I read that whole thing with a southern drawl and totally understood where it was coming from. I feel that anyone who hates pick-up trucks and beer should be anhialated. ( however you spell that.)

  2. That would be "annihilated" there, Chief.

    Yeah, when I read it, I snorted a couple times and grunted once. Yep. Ah reckon.

    You needs to tell this’n next time y’all’uns is out in the field doin’ some surveyin’. Bet ya git them boys a-laughin’ quite particular.

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