This Officially Sucks

Oh man, does it suck.

Yesterday, I had what appeared to be acne on the bridge of my nose. Now, I’m not so sure. Why? I woke up this morning with my left eye mostly swollen shut. I waited until the work traffic died down and drove to the ER. The doctor cleaned it out [ewwwwwwwwwww is all I have to say], gave me a prescription for an antibiotic, and sent me home with instructions to follow the prescription and use a warm compress to reduce the swelling.

I look like Joel Bresciani [UAH’s biggest bruiser] caught me with an elbow. The area under my eye has mostly gone down, but my nose still looks like it’s been broken or something.

I’d take photos, but I don’t want future evidence of this.

Time to warm up the compress again and crawl back in bed. I need more heat.

Say it with me: “MY ONE EYE!”