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Amy gets the perverts.

I get the teenage fanboys. [WARNING: Profanity involved. I’m in a bad mood at work today.]

Session Start (AIM – IJSMorg : DarkLink7843): Thu Aug 14 11:30:32 2003

[08/14/2003 @ 11:30] DarkLink7843: I am a great admirer of you and your site

[08/14/2003 @ 11:30] IJSMorg: -blink-
[08/14/2003 @ 11:30] IJSMorg: That is a quite scary thought …

[08/14/2003 @ 11:31] DarkLink7843: it’s good thing I’m scary seeing as I’m a vampire

[08/14/2003 @ 11:32] IJSMorg: -snort-
[08/14/2003 @ 11:32] IJSMorg: You’re … 14?

[08/14/2003 @ 11:34] DarkLink7843: 14…why 14?I could be 3 if I wanted to and you wouldn’t know on the internet

[08/14/2003 @ 11:34] IJSMorg: The obsession with vampires.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:34] IJSMorg: Look, starting off by saying “Hey, I like your site” is nice
[08/14/2003 @ 11:34] IJSMorg: But it should be patently obvious that I don’t give a flying fuck about vampires.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:35] DarkLink7843: hmph

[08/14/2003 @ 11:35] IJSMorg: So, take your little teenage thoughts and discuss them with your peers.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:35] IJSMorg: I’ll handle the weightier conversations if you have any.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:36] DarkLink7843: If you didn’t give me a flying fuck then who did

[08/14/2003 @ 11:37] IJSMorg: What do you want?
[08/14/2003 @ 11:37] IJSMorg: You have 60 seconds to make this IMversation relevant.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:37] IJSMorg: I am a busy man.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:37] DarkLink7843: and why the fuck am I obsessed with vampires if I mention them once

[08/14/2003 @ 11:38] IJSMorg: They were the first thing that you mentioned past “hello”.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:38] IJSMorg: And you claimed to be one.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:38] DarkLink7843: so?

[08/14/2003 @ 11:38] IJSMorg: Goodbye.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:38] DarkLink7843: you’re no fucking fun

[08/14/2003 @ 11:39] IJSMorg: No, I’m not.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:39] IJSMorg: I’m a busy man doing an important job.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:39] IJSMorg: And you’re interrupting my business day with talk of vampires.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:39] IJSMorg: And “you’re no fucking fun” just reinforces to me that you’re not of legal drinking age.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:39] DarkLink7843: i highly doubt that
[08/14/2003 @ 11:39] DarkLink7843: all of it

[08/14/2003 @ 11:40] IJSMorg: (Link: http://www.tbe.com/)http://www.tbe.com/
[08/14/2003 @ 11:40] IJSMorg: mailto:geoffrey.morris@tbe.com
[08/14/2003 @ 11:40] IJSMorg: Find out for yourself, bud.

[08/14/2003 @ 11:41] DarkLink7843: should be useful

[08/14/2003 @ 11:41] IJSMorg: Of course I’m useful.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:41] IJSMorg: Unlike this conversation.
[08/14/2003 @ 11:41] IJSMorg: Have a nice day.

Yeesh.

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