Because I’m about to go out of town, I went through my TiVo To-Do List and asked myself, “Okay, what of this should I delete?” I started by eliminating episodes of shows I’d already seen but hadn’t seen in the last 28 days.
After I finished, I realized that I’d deleted every single upcoming episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
I promise you that I’m not obsessed. Okay, so I am. I love playing the SVU “Guess Who’s Going to Be Righteously Pissed Off!?” Game: watch the first five minutes of an ep of SVU and decide who’s going to get the most outrageously angry during the hour. Will it be:
Sad thing is, I can tell from just watching the pre-opening credits scroll most of the time.
On the Top Five list of Detectives I’d Never Want to See Across the Table from Me in a Interview Room, Stabler and Tutuola are #1 and #1A. One of these days, some black, up-from-the-streets pedophile is going to piss Tutuola off, and just as you’re expecting Ice T to whup him good, Stabler’s going to come in like some sick tag-team clothesline and beat the guy’s head into the table until he passes out.
You just know this.
[Am I the only one that finds it amusing that Ice T is now playing a cop?]