A RESOLUTION to Lose 50 Pounds in 2006
WHEREAS I’m really out of shape, and
WHEREAS I’d like to not be so bad next year, and
WHEREAS It’s just a pound a week,
THEREFORE Let it be hereby resolved that I will lose 50 pounds in 2006.
THEREFORE Let it be further resolved that I will tell you how close I got to that goal sometime in January 2007.
RESOLVED on this, the thirteenth day of January, 2006, by the Board of Directors of GFMorris.com, Geof F. Morris, Resident Fatass, presiding.